BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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