The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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