Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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