so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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