Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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