Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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