How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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