If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So vagazzling was a success
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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