i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Randomize
