the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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