i will never coherently bang her
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
she peed on how many people?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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