so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I'm really busy with my period
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