More tranny stories later!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
