the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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