Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
