You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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