Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
there was a trapeze. enough said
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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