What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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