playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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