Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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