so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize