i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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