what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
