I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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