i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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