what if I'm pregnant?
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Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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