Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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