Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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