are you still at the devil's house?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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