Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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