there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She even gives head with a lisp.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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