are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
