Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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