this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize