i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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