Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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