Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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