dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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