You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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