Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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