question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
