Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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