i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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