and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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