I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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