I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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