There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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