belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Naked Twister starts at high noon
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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