Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
