What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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