Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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