How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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