K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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