Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
organizing the empties. That sober.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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